UPDATE (Wed. 10:30am): Two hours after I originally posted this to DailyKos, Grist miraculously drew the same conclusions. What are the odds? :)
McCain leads in Florida.
McCain supports climate action.
Thompson drops out.
Romney picks up Thompson's supporters, who deny global warming even exists.
Romney takes lead in polls.
Romney attacks McCain for supporting climate action.
Climate action mack daddy Gov. Charlie Crist endorses McCain.
McCain regains lead in Florida polls.
McCain wins Florida.
Coincidence? I think not.
Cross-posted from Daily Kos