Why didn't anyone give it a minute to calm down & offer it some food?
A group of well-meaning citizens then came up empty handed when the goat wandered into a courtyard of a nearby apartment complex.That's good thinking, Hard-Breathing Man!
“I done grew up with goats,” said one hard-breathing man. “All you need is some bread.”
And if all else fails, you know who I'd call? A cowboy monkey riding a border collie horse:
Via Gaithersburg Patch