My friends' favorite way to try to get a rise out of me this summer has been, "The weather this summer has been so extreme! Hey, The Green Miles, you don't think our climate is changing, do you? NAH. Must be natural variation or sunspots or something."
I know anything I say will come out sounding like Charlie's dad from So I Married An Axe Murderer ranting about The Pentaverate. So I pretend like I'm laughing along and go back to drinking my beer.