THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID TAKE A KNEE, EUROPE/ASIA/AFRICA/WHATEVER OTHER TINY BACKWATER ISLANDS ARE TRYING TO CALL THEMSELVES A CONTINENT THESE DAYS: AMERICA IS HERE TO CONFRONT CLIMATE CHANGE, AND WE ARE GOING TO KICK ITS ASS.
LOOK, IN AMERICA WE DON'T CHANGE OUR RISKY BEHAVIORS - WE JUST KEEP TRYING NEW RISKY CURES THAT MIGHT LET US CONTINUE THE RISKY BEHAVIOR.
SO WE'RE DRILLING FOR MORE OIL THAN EVER WHILE A CALIFORNIA BUSINESSMAN IS DUMPING SHITLOADS OF IRON SULPHATE INTO THE PACIFIC OCEAN.
BECAUSE IF THERE'S A CHANCE WE CAN STILL KEEP POLLUTING OUR AIR AND WATER BY BURNING AS MUCH OIL AND COAL AS WE WANT NO MATTER HOW EXPENSIVE IT GETS, HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE? IF WE HAVE TO, I DON'T KNOW, GRIND UP SOME ENDANGERED SPECIES AND BLAST 'EM INTO SPACE, WE SHOULD TOTALLY DO IT, AM I RIGHT BRO?
HIGH FIVE!
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Ugh, so sad. It is sickening.
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