Thursday, April 28, 2011

Parody Becomes Reality: Exxon Mobil Profits Up 69 Percent

Considering how much we're getting screwed by high gas prices, dangerous oil & hydrocarbon gas drilling, it seems only appropriate that Exxon Mobil's $11 billion profit in just the first three months of 2011 represents a 69 percent increase from last year.

I'm sure the number is just a coincidence (or is it, Donald Trump???). But it's depressingly reminiscent of BP's new name from last year's South Park parody (NSFW):

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